Dear Steph.

We met when you were 20. You loved food, dogs and sleep, and not much else.

Now that you’re 29 I can say that your interests haven’t changed much except for the debt-inducing infatuation with colourful dresses.

I loved you then at 20. I love you more now at 29. Hell, I might even still be into you when you’re 30!

I hope you have had a great birthday, and enjoy a memorable weekend away with your closest mates.

Lots of love and stuff,

Ash