Suddenly, and abruptly, I awoke in the dead of night. A sound cut through my slumber, a harsh crunching as if the devil himself was feasting on the bones of the damned. I slowly rolled over, and braved a glance through the night to see a shadowed figure, a silhouette against a wall of old movie posters…

… then I realised I was sleeping on Ash’s couch and it was just Steph eating cereal, so I went back to sleep.

Happy birthday Steph!